New Books Are Back!

So there are a couple options you can choose from when your first new book delivery of the year arrives:

a) say something like, “Oh cool” and resume normal human behaviour
b) walk backward then forward, pick up intercom to call coworker, then opt to walk and tell them, and/or just stay frozen in place for a couple secs cause you’re so excited you can’t even decide what to do or how one is supposed to function when these sorts of things happen

We’d like to tell you we chose the former, but we both know that’s not true.