“Everything is Fine”
Orange is the new black. Sitting is the new smoking. Frantically sending screenshots and attempting to explain glitches is the new sleeping. Yep, we’ve officially migrated to Evergreen ILS. And it’s all good. We’re reasonably sure we had this twitch beforehand. We appreciate you bearing with us during the transition. We’re personally kinda over the whole thing at this point. If you notice any glitches, feel free to pass them along to us. We’ll just go “impossible” and roll our eyes. Nah, we’ll take note. Though chances are we’re already working on a resolution. We got this. Any other appearance is a mere illusion. Don’t let yourself be fooled.