Anyone else preparing for computer appointments and then go, ‘Wow, these Keep Away signs are great. Shoulda got these a long time ago . . . . . . Oh no, I get the actual point’?
Computer access starts July 13th. Call to book: 905-227-2581. And then let the people without internet know, because this is clearly the worst announcement + advertising medium combination of all time. 👏 . . . . . . . 👐 . . . . . 👏 . . . . . . . 👐 . . . . 👏 (that’s the emoji equivalent of incredibly slow claps)
This week’s free Take ‘n Make kit is a pufferfish. Order yours by messaging us on social media or emailing email@example.com. Since we generally get 16.5 follow-up questions per single announcement, we’re gonna try to anticipate some faqs right now.
Does the puffer come with? Yep.
What about the fis- Yep.
How do I request one? The above method.
What did you call this fish? Pufferfish.
Is it real? Well, this one is paper and toothpicks – but it’s a play on an actual fish, yes.
How much? The above price of $0.
Does that include tax? Umm . . . no?
Does the puffer come – Nope. You already asked that one. Puffer comes with.
Yeah, so we should probably just start reporting on notices we did NOT send out in error – save everybody some time. Today we did not unknowingly distribute any ugly christmas sweater party save-the-dates, expired 2-for-1 coupons, or inappropriately timed anniversary congratulations (like, after the couple had already broken up).
p.s. Your library card will be automatically renewed even if you received a renewal prompt this morning. No need to phone or email – unless you want to check in and see how we’re coping. No one ever does that. 😑
Good news: we now have today’s earlier hold notification problem resolved. Please stay tuned for our next setback. In the meanwhile, here’s some important info on bookdrop/returns. Speaking of which, there is a good chance our next fiasco will be bookdrop related. Any other fiasco related guesses?