It doesn’t matter how clear we are. People still misunderstand and/or* choose to completely ignore our announcements. So from now on all our important messages are just going to be in symbols and perhaps it will have the reverse effect and lead to deep and meaningful understanding. We’ll get you started with this one. It obviously says, Our doors will be OPEN as of Tuesday**. Wash your hands, wear your mask, and get your books. There is also a bit of a heroism subplot (ours). Next announcement you’re on your own.
*except no ‘or’
**no appointments necessary
Monday: 10:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m.
Tuesday: 10:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.
Wednesday: 10:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.
Thursday: 10:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m.
Friday: 10:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.
Saturday: 10:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.
We’re open Monday & Thursday nights until 8. Hours are updated on Facebook and here our website. To advertise further, Bizzy thought it’d be cute for him and Maple to each hold up a book that said Night, so it would read as two nights, but then they both picked out one that said Night Night, so now it looks like four nights when it’s still just the aforementioned two. Bizzy said that Maple should have anticipated this outcome and not had his title mention any nights at all. 🤷♀️ There’s always something.